Ok folks, the truth has come out, Ana and I are spies for Charles Shaw aka The Bronco Wine Company. They sent us on a secret mission to infiltrate cava and wine country near Barcelona.
Batman has the Batmobile, Ana has the Cavacycle. |
Bob's cover is selling "chocolates" |
We planted some Two Buck Chuck seeds a couple of years ago, look at the progress. |
This is how we travel to avoid detection. |
We ate all the enemy's grapes. |
Spy food. |
A visit to The Wine Museum in Villa Franca was also part of the mission. |
Grape torturing devices. |
Ditto. |
Wine making dioramas were a hit for most museum goers, but for undercover agents like us, they contained sensitive information. |
A visual history of past wine spies. |
Decorative winery furniture always impresses party guests, little do they know this is an information gathering device. |
Ana waiting to speak with our "handler" aka "chief." Our secret meetings took place in an old wine barrel. Clever, right. |
You may not know it, but Ana and I are hiding in these contraptions. |
A detailed 3D map of how we infiltrated the nucleus of our enemy's headquarters. |
My other disguise. |
Choices, choices of where to hide the poisonous potion. |
The table was set and we were ready for our mark... |
We danced into the evening... |
...and when the night was about over... |
...the server AKA Agent Pinguino laid low and ready for the orders... |
...Ana served the deadly potion... |
...the church where the services were held for our mark. Mission accomplished. |
A peek into our training facility aka "Simon Chocolates" |
Which poison do you think we used? |
Behind the doors leads to a secret underground facility. |
Operation Calçots was a success. |
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