Camels and Tacos: New Orleans and Punk Rock

The appropriate title of this post should be: Taking the long way back to see my baby's mama. I had successfully left Addis Ababa and started heading home via Doha, NYC, Atlanta, New Orleans, Denver, and finally San Diego. It was a 14-hour ride between Doha and JFK. When I got off the plane the Delta help desk pointed me to the gate but didn't tell me they moved my next flight up by 90-minutes. "Sorry, we'll send you to Atlanta and if you run really fast from your gate you can make your flight to New Orleans." I did exactly that. I arrived in NOLA a little after midnight.

The National Art Education Association national convention was in NOLA and it was essential that I attended it. I spent 2-days in NOLA checking out museums, galleries, and getting chased out of the convention center by security because I wasn't wearing a badge. The city and landscape had changed since I was last there pre-Katrina in 1999. I rented a bike and conveniently missed the French Quarter since I was no longer in college.

Next was a 48-hour stop in Denver to do some last-minute research for my book. Talk about a whirlwind. The longest I stayed in one place was 6-hours and that was only to sleep. I could have lived in the backset of my rental car. The trip was fruitful and I got to see a couple of friend's bands who rolled through town. It was all gravy.

I finally arrived in San Diego and have been here a few days already. I even caught some waves the other morning, saw a dentist, ate a California burrito, sampled beer and wine, seen a friend or two, walked on the beach, drove on the freeway, went to Target, Trader Joe's, picked up photos at Wallmart, attended a birthing class, met midwives and Ana's doulas. It feels strange being back. I find myself talking to my wife's stomach telling the little Nacho/a to come out. My time back is finite, I have to be on a plane back to Addis on April 20th, that's when my paternity leave ends. I can always stay here, drop out, buy a Winnebago and go live on the beach down the road in Baja. I would teach my kid how to surf, make beer, make food and be a good person. Really, what else is there in life. That sounds way better than ever going back to work.

The first morning in NOLA was clear and warm.

Riding around the hood.

Who doesn't love a colorful home?

Who thought that hot dogs could be famous. See the number on the building, call it.

One of the advantages of being below sea level is cool above ground cemeteries.

The New Orleans Museum of Art had a nice sculpture garden with heavy hitters like Robert Indiana...

and Botero's Woman and Child.

Travelin Light by Alison Saar reminded me of a bronze piñata.

I think Arman's piece would have been better if he used real fiddles like he did in Paris.

Window with Ladder - Too Late for Help by Leandro Erlich.

Moss cover trees by Planet Earth.

Karma by Do-Ho Suh

Large Seated Cardinal by Giacomo Manzu will convert just about anyone.

Civitas by Audrey Flack

Standing Man with Radiating Words by Lesley Dill.

George Segal sculptures taking up bench space.

Monkeys by Rona Pondick is what happens when to take too much LSD as a teen.

Man of Letters by Jaume Plensa

Riace Wariors by Elisabeth Frink is what nightmares are made of.

Claes Oldenburg is always a crowd favorite.

My sweet ride.

I got lost riding around, which was fine by me.

In transition.

K-Doe Ernie Mother-In-Law Lounge in the Seventh Ward. It looks serious on the outside, I could only imagine indoors.

The couple on the wall, Antoinette and Ernie K-Doe are the real deal and boy do they belt out the tunes.

And why wouldn't you go here?

Number one reason not to smoke in bed.

Some art just leaves you speechless.

Cruisin Bywater.

Bywater has Frady's and they serve a tasty po'boy. The lady at the counter taking my order told me to ignore the phone ringing. She said it was a lonely mental patient that calls there frequently. One of the patrons walked behind the counter, picked up the phone and said, "The girls behind the counter were busy and to call back later." He honored the request. I ate my po'boy in peace minus the big dog sitting down in front of me licking his chops why I chomped away.

Art car.

Since I had a crazy lunch, I figured something healthy was in-order for dinner.

A hot sausage will always seduce me. WTF is a Turducken Sausage?

More hotdog art.

If the Crips had a street band it might look like this.

The next day was rainy. Rain on a bike is no bueno.

I rode over to Dr. Bob's art compound. Got extra carousel horses laying around the house? Here's a little nifty craft idea.

Dr. Bob ships to anywhere in the world.

On a budget? For $30 you can purchase the "Be gay and stay" sign for the porch.

So I had a rough time at the art conference. Instead of drowning my sorrows in a beer, I went to Elizabeth's for a dose of food coma on a plate. I couldn't decide on praline bacon or the french toast breakfast burrito. The waitress told me to "Go big or go home!" That is the best up-sale line to date.

Some art at Ogden Museum of Southern Art.

This is what "the man" does to you.

Is is a problem in your home?

Crucified fish.

Dixieland Jazz

An artist decided to take all the famous art nudes and put them together in one painting. This in only a detail, If i showed the whole piece you wouldn't be able to taking about anything else for the remainder of the day.

Kid art is always good.

Need something for that empty wall in the dining room?

This looks like a good time. the rest of the painting has an enormous watermelon the size of the building. Perhaps watermelon makes you act like this.