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Thursday, February 4, 2016

Images of Alexandria from Sept-Dec 2015

This post has been sitting in the queue for quite a long while. Our return to Alex a photos below. 
A major concern and condition upon returning to Alex was would there still all those amazing brands of potato chips still available every 50 meters? 
Speaking of amazing snack foods, The Flying Chef has moved into our neighborhood.
We missed those election days where every inch of the city is plastered by political posters.
An Egyptian haircut is ALWAYS an adventure. This barber taught me to call women "mooza" which translates to banana. The conversation might go: Mexican bananas are hot!
Typical traffic outside our school.
This has always been one of my favorite buildings in the city. It transcends typical Alex architecture.
Smurf birthday cakes are still all the rage.
Merry Christmas 2016, we are a year ahead of all the rest.
There is a new tram in town, a fancy one with seating and snacks.
An inside view.
Our school is getting a new pool.
A scene from this year's annual fundraiser gala. Included was the paparazzi ready to welcome the guests.
This year's theme was the 70's, but more like disco.
Don't forget to fly in skinny fire twirlers from Beirut.
Ana and I protested disco and went as punks!
Camels in the hood.
Ana's dad picking out dinner.
Looking for Waldo.
Free range chicken.
If you've been looking for these, they have them here.
Around the corner.
Free delivery with each purchase.
Love the color.
Close quarters.
No it's not the S&M turd brothers driving around in the love machine.
Need a gift from Egypt? Taking orders now.
Say it with style.
Duck duck goose.
City living with great views...
with a view of a pool and antique cars.
Show me your your over D.
People we work with.
Stalking.
There are signs telling people not to fish there.
This boy was fishing out plastic bags and throwing rocks at his friends.
K8+8, Sara, and Esme paid us a visit from Ethiopia.
Our kind of candidate.
Still got the blues, Tears in heaven, Things 4 laugh and other Slayer hits.
The secret to successful DIY buildings.
Do you think the giant "Chill out" signs that line the national highway have meaning?

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The misadventures of Doha, Qatar

In the midst of a revolution that was brewing in Egypt on January 25th (billed as "the day of rage") I was headed to Doha, Qatar for a professional development workshop with a couple of other teachers from school. It would be an understatement to say that we were preoccupied with the events unfolding back home. In the span of three days the situation in Egypt went from bad to worse as the Internet and mobile phone service was "turned off". I did manage to speak to Ana via landline-the only available source of communication into the country. 

The uncertainty and worry I felt watching burning buildings and the police attacking citizens on Al Jazeera was compounded by Doha's soulless landscape. I don't know if I exactly hated Doha, it just made me feel numb. The setting was like a watered and beaten down version of Dubai complete with expats, tall buildings, and malls. Not exactly a flagships for culture. File Qatar as a "paycheck" destination.  

Taxi are inexpensive but expect to endure a long travel time from point A to point B. Celine Dion and easy listening hits played at high volumes are a favorite among the Filipino and Indian drivers, this was confirmed on at least a half dozen trips. On only one occasion did a driver dare to play the Hot Topic variety of punk like AFI and Jimmy Eat World. 

On a positive note, my haircut from the Indian gentleman was quite the experience. I think he threw in a couple of wresting moves by the way he twisted and stretched my arms, back, and neck. The drumming on and the slapping of my head was the pinnacle of the session. Did I mention I only went in for a trim? By the third neck pull I as ready to tap myself out. Since torture was the theme of the day, a visit to the men's massage center a couple of blocks down from the hotel was mandatory. The smallish man from Nepal did an excellent job of pouring the bottle of massage oil on my back prior to literally walking all over me. He was dead on when he commented that my muscles felt like they hadn't been worked on in 10 months. How the @#%! did he know that?

A trip to Qatar also meant a possible encounter with the ever-elusive Grant. Grant is a friend from back in the day that we all dearly miss. A Grant sighting is worth a trip to the corner market for a lottery ticket...in fact chances are better at seeing a California Condor on the moon. Spouses of mutual friends doubt his existence. True story-back in college 20 years ago we drove up to Glenwood Spring, CO for his band's gig and almost died twice in 12 hours. Although there is no evidence to back up the following claim, we did meet up on my last day for a lengthy lunch at a Turkish restaurant in an older part of Doha.  


The #1 attraction in Doha according to Trip Advisor and Virtual Tourist is Souq Waqif (a traditional Arabic market). Compared with the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul or the Medina in Marrakech it will seem like the bedroom closet. The highlight of the Souq was the diorama model of Doha's greatest architectural hits. Just think you can see the #1 attraction and the rest of Doha in one stop. Note the famous Al Fanar Mosque on the left.
The real Al Fanar Mosque...


Are you a tightrope walker in need of an off season job in a warm location?
Perhaps another famous building, seeing grass was picture worthy enough.
A common sign along the streets.
View of City Center along the corniche
Villaggio Mall is another top five attraction complete with gondolas and a canal... 
not to mention the indoor ferris wheel...


and roller coaster. It was hard to contain my excitement.


Aspire Tower (Doha's tallest structure) is nestled in between the Villaggio and Al Ahli Stadium home of the 2011 Asian Cup games.  


Aspire at night.


A soccer final in the desert without Krispy Kreme doughnuts is like a fish without a bicycle. Nachos were also on the evening's menu...cold congealed canned cheese, ketchup, and Saudi Arabian tortilla chips. I discovered the truth about the nachos the hard way.
Watching the news was depressing as hell so I bought a ticket to the 3rd place match between South Korea vs Uzbekistan...call me a quitter as I left the stadium at the start of the 2nd half.  
Opposite of the Villaggo Mall and Aspire Tower was Fun Park...the highlights were the human foosball booth and the blinding mechanical flamethrowers that shot fire into the sky (see above). 



So I bought a ticket for the final- Japan vs. Australia (didn't know Australia was in Asia-goes to show you what I know). As fate would have it, the organizers oversold the event by 10,000 tickets in addition to letting the locals in for free fearing that the TV would show a bunch of empty seats. The eventual outcome was 1000's of empty seats, 20,000 pissed off ticket in hand fans, and riot police. I talked with a couple of angry Aussies who made the trip but were denied entry. No refunds either amigo. The evening was solidified by another hour-long cab ride listening to My Heart Will Go On shuffled every third song.  


There was question if we would be able to fly back into Egypt. The flight's time was change to accommodate the 4 pm curfew. The definition of eerie is flying on near empty commercial airliner and circling your destination of 6 plus million inhabitant several times and only seeing deserted streets.